After doing some additional reading about various fusion projects (as a follow up to this article on Michio Kaku's book), I've uncovered my own misunderstanding. I've always taken "cold fusion" to mean "controlled fusion"; that is, I understood "cold" to essentially mean "not a bomb". But I was wrong. "Cold fusion" actually refers to room-temperature fusion; Prof. Kaku was clearly referring to "controlled fusion at high temperatures" as being possible within a few centuries. I've made edits to my original article to rectify this.
On the other hand, I'm glad for my mis-labelling, because it seems to have attracted an actual cold-fusion crank, Jed Rothwell, which has been an interesting diversion. While I am no where near qualified (as evidence I give you the first paragraph of this post) to judge the scientific merits of the research he is propagandizing, I can still point out several characteristics that smack of quackery to me.
Despite my having said (incorrectly) that cold fusion might be possible in a century or two, Jed leapt right on and proclaimed:
"Cold fusion is not impossible. It has been replicated by over 200 world class laboratories such as Los Alamos, and these replications have been published in hundreds of peer-reviewed journal papers...experiments prove that it does exist, so any theory that says it cannot exist must be wrong."
As I pointed out in my comment-response, this seemed like a surf-by spamming, since I was able to find similar comments left by Mr. Rothwell on other blogs referencing cold fusion1. He admits this is the case. Researchers with valid data and theories rarely have to resort to such tactics. The next hallmark of pseudo-science is a persecution complex, and we see:
"Many cold fusion researchers do feel persecuted, but this is not a complex or an imaginary feeling. They actually are persecuted. The Washington Post and many other major newspapers have regularly accused them of being lunatics and criminals, which has greatly harmed their careers. They have never been allowed to respond. Many of them have been demoted or fired. "
Yet another characteristic of pseudo-science is that criticism is very often conflated with persecution, as we see with the newspaper claims in the quote above. I have not been able to find out a primary reference for anyone being fired or demoted for their cold-fusion work. To me, this claim seems precisely the same as that made by the intelligent design idiots. They confuse their own ability to generate research and extend knowledge with persecution, and some mythical "The Man" keeping them down. As if there were a "Big Science" committee somewhere deciding what is "approved research" or not (this committee apparently covers at least biology and physics).
A third signature of quackery is also on display here. Note the internal inconsistency in the previous two quotes. Which is it? Persecution or hundreds of peer-reviewed papers and lab research? If there is so much research and publication going on, it is clearly a most ineffective persecution. I shall have to point out this failure to fully suppress this research at the next Big Science Committee Meeting.
Lastly, there is tons of real fusion research going on all over the world. Stanford (here) and UC-Berkeley (here) both have active research programs into (hot, plasma) fusion, and ITER is an international project to build a very large fusion reactor. I'd love to hear the reasoning behind why Big Science would be suppressing cold fusion while apparently embracing hot fusion. Apparently, all physicists embrace one particular form of fusion while being completely blind to (according to this crank) the most obvious form. I have no idea what the explanation for this is.
1Mr. Rothwell claims this isn't spamming since he did it manually.